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| Hey guys! CD is done and if you want to check out a few of the songs go to www.myspace.com/asheleyclarkmusic. Also, pretty soon there will be a www.asheleyclark.com up and running.
Love to all and Happy Easter!
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| Okay... Listen. I am not going to waste my time on this blog when EVERYONE AND THEIR MOTHER IS ON MY SPACE!!!
My brother informed me I was so not cool because I was on Xanga and MySpace is "oh so much cooler" so I went and checked it out and ALL YOU PEOPLE ARE ON THERE!
So I broke down and made another STUPID blog.
I think, I may start to neglect this blog, because the same people on this blog are also on myspace and I swear on everything that I am NOT doing two blogs.
Xanga is for chumps. | | |
| Guess what!? CD will be done on Wednesday!
WOOHOO!! | | |
| I have some sad news. Jude and I have to move back to our place on Wednesday because his cousin is coming back. :( It's gonna really stink to go from having a TV, unlimited internet and a bathtub to... well, not a TV, unlimited internet or bathtub. *sigh* I'll try to keep up with everyone and my blog, but don't get too frazzled if I slack a little. :)
Okay, so there is this really popular cell phone company here. (Cell phones are HUGE here. EVERYONE, I mean, EVERYONE has one.) The companies name is Vodacom. Anyway, they have this REALLY REALLY REALLY hideous, I mean HIDEOUS mascot for their company. I don't even know what the heck it is. It's like a rat with a pot belly or something. And the idea is that it starts dancing and everyone is supposed to think it's cute. But really, it's repulsing beyond words. Do you guys all remember that horrible dancing baby that was really in before? Yeah, okay, it's like that only WAY WAY WAY worse. Every time I see the comercial or a billboard I want to freak out.
It's basically the same reason I hate monkeys. Monkeys are ugly and disgusting and they carry horrible diseases, but 90 percent of the people in the world will tell you that "monkeys are so cute!" Hello people! Monkey's are not cute! They are the sorce of half of the nasty diseases in the world that kill millions of people every day!!
So... basically... I hate the Vodacom guy in the same way that I hate monkeys, and the dancing baby. | | |
| I have bionic sense of smell. I'm dead serious. I'm basically a bloodhound in a humans body. I smell EVERYTHING! You can see how this could be a blessing and a curse at the same time. For example, in YWAM when there was a dead rodent in the wall I was always the first to know. Even before it completely rotted! Then, if there was a dead mouse in a sticky trap in our room, again, I always knew before anyone else. I can smell a carton of milk going sour the day it begins to expire, and I always know if someone tracked even the smallest bit of dog poop inside on their shoes. To give you an example of how this has effected our marriage, I'll give you the breakdown of a conversation we have weekly. (at least...)
*we're sitting on the couch relaxing, watching a movie. We're about eleven minutes in:
Ashe: Something smells.
Jude: (immediately annoyed.) NOTHING SMELLS!
Ashe: Yes it does. It smells like ___________. (usually poo, vomit, urine or BO.)
Jude: There is nothing in here! (he starts sniffing all around, now we're both sniffing)
Ashe: Yes, yes, RIGHT HERE!
Jude: Asheley, there is NOTHING HERE!
Ashe: Maybe it's you.
Jude: It's not me! I just took a shower.
Ashe: Check your shoes, maybe you stepped in something.
Jude: GRRRR!!!!
And so on and so on. You get the picture. This can go on for quite some time until we locate the sorce of the stink and eliminate it. My bionic nose can be quite annoying actually. It's to the point that I can't relax until the stink goes away! Oh and you can FORGET bad breath. At night when we're sleeping, if Jude happens to turn over and we're facing each other and I catch a wiff of his breath it wakes me up out of a dead sleep!
The only really good thing about it is that when there is a good smell I am a really happy camper. Needless to say, we light a lot of candles and always have fresh flowers in the house.
My biggest concern is if I have such a keen sense of smell now, what is going to happen when I am pregnant!?! | | |
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